悲催的英语课

咱们的女主角在哪？

他走到了另一个教学楼。

冰冰羊：诶，是这栋教学楼吗？怎么感觉看起来不太一样呀？

冰冰羊：管他呢，找了才知道呀。

你们如果想问喜羊羊去哪儿了？

那我用下面的情节来告诉你

喜羊羊：冰冰，到底去哪里了呀？

喜羊羊在教学楼前。

这栋教学楼才是他们高三的教学楼

而冰冰羊去的是高一的教学楼。

惊不惊喜？意不意外？今天端午节加更。

喜羊羊：冰冰，还真的是明明路痴，还乱跑。

又踏上了寻妹之路。

另一边，懒羊羊他们班级。

已经下课了。所以老师已经离开了。

懒羊羊：真是搞不懂为什么我明明只是高中的学生，却要承受日语的威压，纯属虐待学渣呀。

懒羊羊在嚎叫着，沸羊羊在一边安慰自己

沸羊羊：还好老师上课鸟都不鸟我一眼这两年间老师就没有抽到我一回。我得感谢我的存在，感太低了，毕竟。被抽到了，回答不出来，可是要抄写那句话100遍。

沸羊羊：哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。

来自沸羊羊的嘲笑。

懒羊羊发出了，你行你牛逼的眼神。

沸羊羊：话说回来，下节什么课？

沸羊羊平稳住自己的呼吸，说道。

暖羊羊：英语课呀。

沸羊羊：我操，神他妈什么是英语课？我英语超级差呀。

沸羊羊：我这不得完蛋。

懒羊羊：英语老师，薇羊羊总比我们那个日语老逼灯语羊羊好多了吧？

沸羊羊：老逼灯又是什么鬼？

懒羊羊：我们是中国人，竟然还要学日语，整天说日语，像大佐一样。真的是我以后又不去演抗日神剧。

沸羊羊：估计人家抗日神剧的导演还看不上你吧？

来自沸羊羊无情的嘲笑。

结果他们谈笑间语羊羊走了进来。

吓得懒羊羊赶紧安静下来。

他轻声呢喃道。

懒羊羊：怎么又是他呀？不是英语课吗？

沸羊羊：我不知道呀。

语羊羊：今天英语老师不在。明天英语老师不在，所以我来带英语老师上课。当然是上英语课

懒羊羊：Oh my god又要看到这个老逼灯了，好伤心，我已经想念英语老师了。

语羊羊：英语老师不在，挺好的，反正日语老师又不抽我名字，哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。

语羊羊：好了，我们开始上课吧。

语羊羊：这一段英文选自普希金的《假如生活欺骗了你。》

语羊羊：If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be impatient. In melancholic days, you need to calm down. Believe it, happy days will come, and your heart will always yearn for the future. Now is often melancholic, everything is fleeting, everything will pass, and the past will become a kind nostalgia

语羊羊：There is another song selected from 弗罗斯蒙特. Two roads separated in the yellow forest, but unfortunately I couldn't set foot at the same time. I stood at that intersection for a long time and looked towards one road until it disappeared into the depths of the jungle. However, I chose another road, which was lush with weeds and very quiet, making it more tempting and beautiful. Although few travelers left their footprints on this small road, the leaves were all over the ground that morning, and both roads were not contaminated by footprints. They left one road waiting for another day to see you again. But I know the path is endless, and I'm afraid I'll find it difficult to return. Perhaps many years later, somewhere, I will sigh softly, look back on the past in a forest, and separate two paths. And I chose to go with my sister-in-law, which will determine my lifelong path

语羊羊：这是《未选择的路》

语羊羊：想必大家很熟悉了吧，这可是初中就有的知识。

语羊羊：所以今天请大家把这个抄写两遍，然后再背下来，明天我抽测。

沸羊羊：我操，什么玩意儿？我完全听不懂呀。

懒羊羊：嘻嘻嘻，叫你嘲笑我。

语羊羊：我感觉今天任务是不是太少了？不如大家来翻译一下木兰诗吧。

语羊羊：我先翻译给你们听。

语羊羊：Haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw. I don't hear the sound of machines and animals, but I hear the sigh of a woman, Ask a woman what she thinks, ask her what she remembers, and she also has no thoughts, nor does she remember. Last night, I saw that the military poster Khan was a little bigger. There were 12 volumes of military script. The volume had the name of my father. My father had no eldest son, and Mulan had no elder brother. He was willing to be the Pommeled Horse of the city. From then on, he would levy for my father（唧唧复唧唧，木兰当户织。不闻机柱声，唯闻女叹息，问女何所思，问女何所忆，女亦无所思，女亦无所忆。昨夜见军帖，可汗大点兵，军书十二卷，卷卷有爷名，阿爷无大儿，木兰无长兄，愿为市鞍马，从此替爷征）

沸羊羊：我操！上一句外国诗文已经很难了，为什么连古文都要英语翻译啊？我已经开始讨厌日语老师了。

沸羊羊：为什么日语老师会英语，还那么流畅？

沸羊羊：是这个社会进化了，而且不拉上我吗？

懒羊羊：呜呜，人类进化也不带上我。

二位学渣十分的伤心。

而其他的学生却在认真的翻译。

比如美羊羊和暖羊羊。

暖羊羊：阿爷无大儿，木兰无长兄。 Auntie has no eldest son, Mulan has no elder brother

美羊羊：愿为市鞍马从此替爷征。 Willing to fight for the city Pommeled Horse from now on

然后英语课就结束了。

懒羊羊：我感觉我要虚脱了，我需要薯片来安慰我受伤的心灵。

沸羊羊：啊，英语课太减寿了。

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