今天有事

家人们今天有事水一下

明天更新

网上冲浪遇到不懂的：打开所有软件也要吃明白这个瓜

What you don't understand when surfing the Internet: Open all the software and you should know this.

今天又拒绝了两个男的，看着他们失望的背影我只能默默地说了声抱歉，毕竟你们的楼盘和健身卡我是真的买不起

Today rejected two men, looking at their disappointed back, I can only silently say sorry, after all, your real estate and fitness card I really can not afford.

脱单了脱单了我终于脱单了，我现在开始穿两件

Get rid of the single. I finally get rid of the single. I'm starting to wear two now.

宝，我算了一下，汤臣一品一平46w，最小户型460平，按照一个月2k的工资，为了你，我得从唐朝开始干。

Treasure, I calculated, Tomson Yipin Yiping 46w, the smallest Huxing 460 ping, according to a monthly salary of 2K, for you, I have to start from the Tang Dynasty.

准备谈8个男朋友，先私聊的当大房。

Ready to talk about 8 boyfriends, first private chat as a big room.

我不敢把房间打扫得太干净，我怕打扫太干净，房间里唯一的垃圾就只剩下我了。

I dare not clean the room too clean, I am afraid that if I clean too clean, the only garbage in the room will be me.

我妈经常说我是从垃圾堆里捡的，所以我格外喜欢吃垃圾食品，因为有家的味道。

My mother often said that I was picked up from the garbage dump, so I especially like to eat junk food, because it has the taste of home.

照这个疫情发展下去，下次玩应该是60岁报夕阳红老年团了吧。

At the rate of development of this epidemic, the next time we play should be the 60-year-old sunset red elderly group.

◎◎◎

明天更新

KPL：电竞躺平日记提示您：看后求收藏（同创文学网http://www.tcwxx.com），接着再看更方便。