憨里憨气的沙雕句子

1、我承认我心动了，但干饭要紧，所以我没有说。

I admit I'm interested, but it's important to eat, so I didn't say.

2、最有魅力的人是康师傅，每天都有成千上万的人想泡它。

The most attractive person is Master Kang. Thousands of people want to soak in it every day.

3、成绩，我追了你几年无怨无悔，只求你在分数出来那天爱我一次。

Results, I chased you for several years, no regrets, just ask you to love me once in the day when the score comes out.

4、通过这一个月的学习，我将文理科认真的比较了一下，发现我比较适合种地。

Through this month's study, I will seriously compare arts and science, found that I am more suitable for farming.

5、其实表白未必是件好事，这样容易显得手黑。

In fact, confession may not be a good thing, it is easy to appear black handed.

6、不知道大家发现没有，冬天真比夏天冷很多。

I don't know if you find that winter is much colder than summer.

7、我和奥特曼分手了，他说他去拯救世界去了，原来我不是他的全世界。

Altman and I broke up, he said he went to save the world, I was not his world.

8、我们真的是太有缘了，手机上时间都一样，我们不会是要谈恋爱了吧。

We are really so predestined with each other. The time on the mobile phone is the same. We are not going to fall in love.

9、可以触摸的痛苦是什么，就是我觉得肚子都饿扁了，一摸还是有一坨肉。

What is the pain that can be touched, that is, I feel hungry and flat, but when I touch my stomach, there is still a lump of meat.

10、我把所有的细节都给了你，你却跟我说我不是迪迦，给不了你想要的光。

I gave you all the details, but you told me that I'm not Dega and can't give you the light you want.

11、我已经不是那个花500块都要考虑很久的小女孩了，我最近花5块都得深思熟虑。

I'm not the little girl who has to think for a long time even if I spend 500 yuan. I have to think for a long time when I spend 5 yuan recently.

12、被一道数学题难住了，于是我把题目对着天空讲了一遍，毕竟人算不如天算。

I was puzzled by a math problem, so I told it to the sky again. After all, people are not as good as heaven.

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