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脑袋有病

总感觉你智商和脐带一起剪断了。

你这脑子，屎壳郎看着眼睛绝对发亮。

你长脑袋只是为了让自己看起来高点么?

摇晃一下你的脑袋，听没听到你脑袋里的波浪声！

Are you 笨？

你脑子有泡啊！

你头这么大，里面都是水吗？

你不是没脑子，是没头。

你瞅瞅你那智商，就跟脑袋开过瓢儿似的。

你脑子进水没安排水管吧。

脑子是个好东西，可惜你莫dei 。

你长着脑子是为了增高用啊？

你全身上下什么都有，就是头脑简单四肢发达。

我建议你去医院检查一下大脑。

文言怼

汝乃天骄，何不上九霄

莫与我言,吾有洁癖

竖子不足与谋！

腰中雄剑长三尺，君家严慈知不知

相鼠有皮，人而无仪！人而无仪，不死何为？

斗筲之人，何足算也！

无耻老贼！岂不知天下之人，皆愿生啖你肉！安敢在此饶舌！

汝之秀 吾不及也

君额上似可跑马。

君莫舞，君不见，玉环飞燕皆尘土。

墙上芦苇，头重脚轻根底浅。

一条断脊之犬，还敢在我前狺狺狂吠！

相鼠有体，人而无礼！人而无礼，胡不遄死？

常将冷眼观螃蟹,看你横行到几时

常将冷眼观螃蟹，看你横行到几时。

井蛙不可语海，夏虫不可语冰。

皓首匹夫！苍髯老贼！

山间竹笋，嘴尖皮厚腹中空。

阁下何不同风起，扶摇直上九万里。

子系山中狼，得志便猖狂。

勿聒噪乱视听。

朽木不可雕也，粪土之墙不可圬也！

相鼠有止，人而无止！人而无止，不死何俟？

巧言如簧，颜之厚矣。

画地成圆，祝尔长眠。

讽刺英文怼。

A room temperature IQ.

stop talking,you lower the IQ of the whole street!

You’re a pain in the ass.

watch your language!

I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works.

Your right brain has nothing left ,and your left brain has nothing right.

do you like this one in the series, most can only live 2 sets!

Don't waste my time anymore!

I hate you!

I will literally pay you cash to stop talking, okay?

You’re just a good for nothing bum!

There"s no cure for being a cunt.

I am not the grass, you mean don't always go to my here hair!

You"re the reason God created the middle finger.

the prices of everything, is more and more cheap.

Get lost!

when I see you, the mood than go to tangle!

you have a lot of nerve!

what's wrong with you？

Get over yourself!

I don’t want to see your face!

So much spice , so much pain.

If you weighed five more pounds, you could get group insurance.

What a stupid idiot!

girl, your bed is always people are hurrying to and fro., so busy.

Get out of my face!

Take a hike!

You must use a Band-Aid as a maxi pad and Chapstick for deordorant.

Don't give me your attitude!

Can't you do anything right!

If you were drowning, I"d totally toss you a Cheerio.

You're such a bitch.

Who do you think you're talking to!

Don’t bother me.

You stupid jerk!

Knock it off!

You must have to roll over more than a few times to get an even tan.

How dare you!

You’re nothing to me.

Don't nag me!

I’ve had enough of your garbage.

It’s none of your business.

I wish l had never met you.

You’re a jerk!

You eat with that mouth!

You destroyed my ability to tolerate idiots.

I want to ask you to experience the KTV! Know what is KTV? Is K you up, then T your feet, finally I'll do a V gestures!

You are out of your mind.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

knowing that you are not happy, I feel at ease.

You’re a disgrace!

Drop dead.

Cut it out.

If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse！

You're just a piece of shit！

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